The one where Fey had a huge blow out up her back and all over her clothes....
Oh ya, and if you looked really closely, you saw the smeared poop all over my face. Ya, that was a great day. Not.
Anyways, I don't know how many of you know about the BUMBO seats for babies. They are pretty awesome, BUT they are poop encouragers.
I know that seems ridiculous, but if you think about it.....
We sit down to go to the bathroom....I mean, I can't even imagine trying to number two laying down....it just feels wrong to even think about.
Well, babies do it all day long, so imagine how excited they are to get to doodoo in the most natural and comfortable shittin' position, which just happens to be in the BUMBO.
Not only does the BUMBO encourage poop, but it's also acts as a catalyst for the poop geyser. Yes, you know, Old Faithful up there in Yellowstone? Ya, well, any home that has a child and a BUMBO....well, we have our own sort of geyser.
Well, having twins is rewarding, but a lot of times it is a little tricky. This particular day was no exception.
I go back into the living room, where Fey is screaming her head off. I am, however, in slow motion because I'm trying to watch my show. (Bad mom moment, I know.) I pick her up out of the BUMBO, half paying attention because I'm enthralled in my show, and eager to stop her crying. I start talking to her and I kinda do a little toss into the air once I've freed her chubby legs to stop her sadness. As she's coming down from her toss, I go to kiss her and tickle her...yup, still watching my show....
As my lips and face make contact with her back/booty, I am immediately overtaken with the rancid smell of poop. I pull her away from me as fast as I can and yup, there is poop everywhere. I can feel the mushy poop all over my lips and and chin. I wipe the poop off my lips before thinking that this will be a great scrapbook page in her memory book one day. I grab my phone and snap some selfies. I finish cleaning the poop off my face before heading in to change her diaper and clean up the mess.
I clean her off, throw everything into my soaking bucket (bucket full of water with laundry detergent and Oxiclean- as to avoid stains), and lay her down. At this point I realize that the BUMBO probably has some poop smeared on it that need my OCD's attention. I head over to take a look.....
Shontel